NEW POPE

And there he appeared on the balcony singing

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I'm glad to leave you
Too many gay folks and speaking yiddish
Thanks to my papa, I'll keep my distance.

Don't cry for me, Argentina
The truth is, I'm glad to leave you
All through my wild days, I spoke Italian
Prez is the highest, would rather Pius-ed. 

CHOOSING A POPE

What did the former Pope have for breakfast? Ex-Benedict!  The Pope choosing has become a great media event.  Swallows from Capistrano and Cardinals from all over the world.  I'm guessing that it will be "milked" for days and equivalent to being another Reality Show, like The Bachelor, only this one is worldly.  Too bad that Native American Indians don't have a patent on smoke signals.