Here are the top ten reasons as to why the lights went out during the Superbowl game.
#10. How many New Orleans does it take to change a
light bulb?
#9. Apple wanted test the light magnitude of
their iphone.
#8.
Drunken fan thought it was the light switch for the bathroom.
#7.
Sibling rivalry. Coach Jim said to Coach John, “What’s the matter can’t your
team find the end zone? Oops, too much
surge.”
#6.
Sibling rivalry. Coach John told Coach Jim, “Perhaps I’ll pull out the plug
from your team’s anus”.
#5. Poor timing. Someone wanted to make sure that
Beyonce wasn’t lip sincing.
#4.
Never swear at the marketing firm when they call you to change your utility
company.
#3.
The Arabs were REALLY upset about that Coca Cola commercial.
#2.
G-d does NOT give a crap about the NFL.
And
the number one reason….
Quote
the 49ers “Nevermore”.
