THIS JUST IN!!!!

I am quoting a report from Eyewitness news...A flight out of LaGuardia Airport was detoured to Philly due to a disturbance on the plane. Authorities have determined a 17-year-old passenger, who is an Orthodox Jew, started praying on board. That arose suspicion among crew members.

Police say the boy was using tefillin, a set of small black boxes attached to leather straps and containing biblical passages. One box is strapped to the arm; the other box is placed on the head. City police Lt. Frank Vanore says the crew on US Airways Flight 3079 questioned the teen, who explained the ritual. Still, the pilot decided to land in Philadelphia.

Police say the teen was cooperative with law enforcement. "It's something that the average person is not going to see very often, if ever," FBI spokesman J.J. Klaver said.

The teen, who is from White Plains, N.Y., and was traveling with his 16-year-old sister, was very cooperative, Vanore said. "They were more alarmed than we were," Vanore said.

Klaver said the teen and his sister were never in custody, and have been cleared to continue their travels. Police were called just before 9 a.m. Thursday. The flight was from LaGuardia Airport in route to Kentucky when the incident unfolded.


So...let's see. There were no Jews on board the plane other than these two kids? If there were Jews on board, are they so reformed that they don't know what a tefilin is? Or...did the person who reported this actually believe that the stolen G Spot might have been in the box on his head?

FURTHUR NEWS AS ESTHER GETS A THREAT

Esther has been snooping around and apparently must have come across some valuable information. Just yesterday a package arrived with a note telling her to lay off or they’ll kill one of her friends. To prove that they were not lying, there was a box containing the decapitated head and feet. Despite Esther being in total shock, she will continue the search!

Wait! This just in! A busy terminal at John F. Kennedy International Airport was evacuated Saturday after a passenger opened a restricted door and set off an alarm, officials said. The incident delayed some flights for hours and caused headaches for hundreds of travelers who had to exit the terminal, wait for police to sweep through the building, and then return for a second security screening. It appears to me that they might have overheard this passenger talking about the stolen G Spot and the possibility that is was sewn into the passenger's underwear! More to come.

THIS JUST IN!

A busy terminal at John F. Kennedy International Airport was evacuated Saturday after a passenger opened a restricted door and set off an alarm, officials said. The incident delayed some flights for hours and caused headaches for hundreds of travelers who had to exit the terminal, wait for police to sweep through the building, and then return for a second security screening. I appears to me that they might have overheard this passenger talking about the stolen G Spot and the possibility that is was sewn into the passenger's underwear!

Important News Re the O Spot

Just watched "The View" and this guy Andrew Goldstein, who has something to do with women's studies, said that there IS a G Spot. Joy Behar thinks that we should send out a search party to find it. I'm going to continue saying that it HAS been stolen and that Goldstein may, in fact, be part of a cover up for the person, or group, that has been responsible. I believe that Goldstein (notice the first letter in his last name)has been talking about the O Spot and that the G Spot is still out there!!!!

G Spot Search Gets News

It appears that a certain ethnic group, not to be named, believes that the G Spot may be located in Pittsburgh due to their notoriety of being called, the City of Steal. It's now mounting up in the search along with the latest piece of news...there is yet another "spot", since those women who have already found it, needed to give what they found a new name. It will now be known, for obvious reasons, as the O Spot and willing to give up the idea that an actual G Spot does exist!

Still more to...come.

Search for the G Spot

It has been suggested that perhaps the stolen G Spot may be located in the "in box" of someone's G mail account.

The Search Continues

The search for the famous "G spot" continues. Homeland Security has been alerted so expect to be searched during the security check when going on an airline. Carmen Sandiago has been contacted and Esther, the rubber chicken from the Rubber Chicken Forest said that she will do what she can to assist. Evidently the word must have gotten out. I was shopping today at Stop & Shit noticing that there was much emptiness on the shelves. At first I thought that they were in the midst of being stocked but then realized that someone leaked information that the G Spot may have been hidden in the food. "I heard that there was a $100,000 reward for finding where it was hidden," said one of the shoppers. More important, however, is to capture the person who stole it as that person may also be involved with other treasured pleasures. Personally I believe that is was a male who stole it. One who has been said to have "Venus Envy". More to come.

Someone Stole the G Spot

Oh, oh...the great Dr. Oz said that there is, in fact a G Spot. But now, we have just been told that it doesn't exist. This is really a high security problem as evidently, someone or some group must have stolen it! What group will claim responsibility for this? Will women who have finally found it suddenly notice that it's missing? Will the color change for Homeland Security?

The bigger question is...can we rely on what Dr. Oz tells us?