FURTHUR NEWS AS ESTHER GETS A THREAT

Esther has been snooping around and apparently must have come across some valuable information. Just yesterday a package arrived with a note telling her to lay off or they’ll kill one of her friends. To prove that they were not lying, there was a box containing the decapitated head and feet. Despite Esther being in total shock, she will continue the search!

Wait! This just in! A busy terminal at John F. Kennedy International Airport was evacuated Saturday after a passenger opened a restricted door and set off an alarm, officials said. The incident delayed some flights for hours and caused headaches for hundreds of travelers who had to exit the terminal, wait for police to sweep through the building, and then return for a second security screening. It appears to me that they might have overheard this passenger talking about the stolen G Spot and the possibility that is was sewn into the passenger's underwear! More to come.

THIS JUST IN!

A busy terminal at John F. Kennedy International Airport was evacuated Saturday after a passenger opened a restricted door and set off an alarm, officials said. The incident delayed some flights for hours and caused headaches for hundreds of travelers who had to exit the terminal, wait for police to sweep through the building, and then return for a second security screening. I appears to me that they might have overheard this passenger talking about the stolen G Spot and the possibility that is was sewn into the passenger's underwear!

Search for the G Spot

It has been suggested that perhaps the stolen G Spot may be located in the "in box" of someone's G mail account.

The Search Continues

The search for the famous "G spot" continues. Homeland Security has been alerted so expect to be searched during the security check when going on an airline. Carmen Sandiago has been contacted and Esther, the rubber chicken from the Rubber Chicken Forest said that she will do what she can to assist. Evidently the word must have gotten out. I was shopping today at Stop & Shit noticing that there was much emptiness on the shelves. At first I thought that they were in the midst of being stocked but then realized that someone leaked information that the G Spot may have been hidden in the food. "I heard that there was a $100,000 reward for finding where it was hidden," said one of the shoppers. More important, however, is to capture the person who stole it as that person may also be involved with other treasured pleasures. Personally I believe that is was a male who stole it. One who has been said to have "Venus Envy". More to come.

Someone Stole the G Spot

Oh, oh...the great Dr. Oz said that there is, in fact a G Spot. But now, we have just been told that it doesn't exist. This is really a high security problem as evidently, someone or some group must have stolen it! What group will claim responsibility for this? Will women who have finally found it suddenly notice that it's missing? Will the color change for Homeland Security?

The bigger question is...can we rely on what Dr. Oz tells us?