Cat Photos

For those of you who are following my cats, who are not yet a year old, here a some photos. Sometimes it looks as though they are being caught at their closeness.

G Spot Search Gets News

It appears that a certain ethnic group, not to be named, believes that the G Spot may be located in Pittsburgh due to their notoriety of being called, the City of Steal. It's now mounting up in the search along with the latest piece of news...there is yet another "spot", since those women who have already found it, needed to give what they found a new name. It will now be known, for obvious reasons, as the O Spot and willing to give up the idea that an actual G Spot does exist!

Still more to...come.

New Publication

Got word of a new publication called Stone (vs. Stoned). It's an LGBT Magazine published by a company called Unexpected Media Group, LLC. Stone Siegel is the Publisher/Editor-in-Chief. You may want to subscribe. Was chatting with him about my South Africa trip. Here's what he told me. "We will be awarding a week in the wine country of South Africa as our second subscription contest prize (June-December). As you may already know, Paris and Provence, France is our first subscription contest prize. Anyone who subscribes now will be automatically entered for both trips!" www.exploretheunexpected.com

Search for the G Spot

It has been suggested that perhaps the stolen G Spot may be located in the "in box" of someone's G mail account.

The Search Continues

The search for the famous "G spot" continues. Homeland Security has been alerted so expect to be searched during the security check when going on an airline. Carmen Sandiago has been contacted and Esther, the rubber chicken from the Rubber Chicken Forest said that she will do what she can to assist. Evidently the word must have gotten out. I was shopping today at Stop & Shit noticing that there was much emptiness on the shelves. At first I thought that they were in the midst of being stocked but then realized that someone leaked information that the G Spot may have been hidden in the food. "I heard that there was a $100,000 reward for finding where it was hidden," said one of the shoppers. More important, however, is to capture the person who stole it as that person may also be involved with other treasured pleasures. Personally I believe that is was a male who stole it. One who has been said to have "Venus Envy". More to come.

What A Schmuck's Schmuck Is Causing

I'm not sure that anyone has thought about this. The male species has been wrongly informed that it is necessary to wash their hands after taking a leak (vs. taking a leek). Have they made a wee wee on their hands or have they in fact actually need to wash off their Schlong? Picture this. A guy is working outside and handles or even touches some grimy object that is loaded with some yucky bacteria. Or perhaps he has a virus and sneezes a bit of snot into his hands. Got the picture? But...let's give another scenario. He's in a bar having a few beers and handling that germ ridden bottle that been passed down the bar so he can get it. Got the picture? Now, he has to pee!

With his germ filled hand he whips out his Little Engine That Couldn't, drains it and places it back into a nice warm area where the germs can multiple. Now, this guy may wash his hands afterward, but not his Johnny Come Early. He drains the putz perhaps three or four times before he gets home. He's not sweaty, so a shower may not be necessary. He's feeling a bit horny and would love to stick his Donald Pump into his wife's/girlfriend's vaginal path without the use of a condom. Perhaps she's on the pill. Perhaps safe sex is not necessary due to their being with each other thinking that neither cheat.

That germ ridden Pennis The Menace has now infected or on the way to infecting that female. Has anyone ever checked this out to see if this may be the reason as to why women are getting vaginal or ovarian diseases?

The bigger (or most times, smaller) question is would this truth ever want to be exposed...that, in fact, men's schmucks have been the source of women's health issues?

Someone Stole the G Spot

Oh, oh...the great Dr. Oz said that there is, in fact a G Spot. But now, we have just been told that it doesn't exist. This is really a high security problem as evidently, someone or some group must have stolen it! What group will claim responsibility for this? Will women who have finally found it suddenly notice that it's missing? Will the color change for Homeland Security?

The bigger question is...can we rely on what Dr. Oz tells us?