STUPID COMMERCIALS

There are so many stupid commercials on television.  I was aware of one in the background about toilet paper.  It's not enough to buy just the toilet paper but they want you to buy a "wipe" along with it, in case you can't fully wipe your ass, I suppose.  A husband and wife are giving a name to the duo as the daughter enters by telling them that it is called, "The freshy fresh" and making the parents feel stupid because they weren't up on the "word".  What really makes this commercial even more stupid is that you can go to the Cottonelle's website and get to name the way you wipe your ass.  I can't imagine that you would need a whole care for either sex's genitals.  I came up with two:  End Zone Touchdown and Double Doody. 

Anyone seen the one about Tortino's Pizza Rolls?   Two teenage boys are at one of their house, looking in the freezer where we can obviously see a box of Tortino's Pizza Rolls.  One calls him mother who is out shopping.  He uses his cellphone to call.  Heaven forbid that he might have to use a land line.  Okay...he says, "Mom, we're dying" to which she answers, "No your not. Your just hungry".  She tells him to take out a box of Tortino's Pizza Rolls, to which he replies, "There aren't any", despite the box being so obvious.  She say, "front...left".  The kids are a bit surprised and as they take it, this mom's son lays down his cellphone on top of something in the freezer.  I'm guessing that both of the teenage boys have been playing hookie from school since day one as they have not learned to read.  Mom also needs to take away the cell phone in case he is in the bathroom for fear that he will drop it in the toilet bowl as he is about to put his weiner back into his pants. 

I will continue this as I think of others.