PREZ BUSH'S LAST ACT OF CONGRESS

Due to US Air's crash landing on the Hudson River, President Bush is issuing his last act of congress before leaving office. It seems that he intends to send troops to Canada having heard that geese from that country were responsible for what he feels is an act of terrorism. Bush has requested the Canadian govt. to turn over the head goose, but it seems that they are not responding. Bush argued that the attack was one of a "Kimasabi", claiming that these geese sacrificed their lives to get down one of our planes. It is believed that Bush had recently gotten around to viewing an old South Park movie.