What A Contest!!

Now, here's a contest worth entering. You get to write in 100 words or less on Mrs. Butterworth's first name. Like why you think it's her first name. I mean...did they ever name her in the first place? Now wait...If you win you get $500 and a year's supply of this garbage! The $500 will most likely be used towards your dental bills, weight loss program or diabetes shots. Me? Give me pure maple syrup or I might just as well let sugar melt atop each pancake. Now, just in case you want it sugar-free, here are the ingredients: water, Sorbitol, Contains 2% Or Less of: Cellulose Gum, Sorbic Acid and Sodium Benzoate (Preservatives), Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Salt, Phosphoric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Butter Flavors, Natural and Artificial Maple Flavors, Aspartame, Acesulfame Potassium Sucralose, Caramel Color, Mono- and Diglycerides. mmmmmm...doesn't that just sound appealing!

Her first name? Could be Thelma....as in Thelma (Butterfly) McQueen, who people think that the syrup was named for.