Saturday, January 16, 2010

FURTHUR NEWS AS ESTHER GETS A THREAT



Esther has been snooping around and apparently must have come across some valuable information. Just yesterday a package arrived with a note telling her to lay off or they’ll kill one of her friends. To prove that they were not lying, there was a box containing the decapitated head and feet. Despite Esther being in total shock, she will continue the search!

Wait! This just in! A busy terminal at John F. Kennedy International Airport was evacuated Saturday after a passenger opened a restricted door and set off an alarm, officials said. The incident delayed some flights for hours and caused headaches for hundreds of travelers who had to exit the terminal, wait for police to sweep through the building, and then return for a second security screening. It appears to me that they might have overheard this passenger talking about the stolen G Spot and the possibility that is was sewn into the passenger's underwear! More to come.

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