The Search Continues

The search for the famous "G spot" continues. Homeland Security has been alerted so expect to be searched during the security check when going on an airline. Carmen Sandiago has been contacted and Esther, the rubber chicken from the Rubber Chicken Forest said that she will do what she can to assist. Evidently the word must have gotten out. I was shopping today at Stop & Shit noticing that there was much emptiness on the shelves. At first I thought that they were in the midst of being stocked but then realized that someone leaked information that the G Spot may have been hidden in the food. "I heard that there was a $100,000 reward for finding where it was hidden," said one of the shoppers. More important, however, is to capture the person who stole it as that person may also be involved with other treasured pleasures. Personally I believe that is was a male who stole it. One who has been said to have "Venus Envy". More to come.