Monday, January 4, 2010

What A Schmuck's Schmuck Is Causing

I'm not sure that anyone has thought about this. The male species has been wrongly informed that it is necessary to wash their hands after taking a leak (vs. taking a leek). Have they made a wee wee on their hands or have they in fact actually need to wash off their Schlong? Picture this. A guy is working outside and handles or even touches some grimy object that is loaded with some yucky bacteria. Or perhaps he has a virus and sneezes a bit of snot into his hands. Got the picture? But...let's give another scenario. He's in a bar having a few beers and handling that germ ridden bottle that been passed down the bar so he can get it. Got the picture? Now, he has to pee!

With his germ filled hand he whips out his Little Engine That Couldn't, drains it and places it back into a nice warm area where the germs can multiple. Now, this guy may wash his hands afterward, but not his Johnny Come Early. He drains the putz perhaps three or four times before he gets home. He's not sweaty, so a shower may not be necessary. He's feeling a bit horny and would love to stick his Donald Pump into his wife's/girlfriend's vaginal path without the use of a condom. Perhaps she's on the pill. Perhaps safe sex is not necessary due to their being with each other thinking that neither cheat.

That germ ridden Pennis The Menace has now infected or on the way to infecting that female. Has anyone ever checked this out to see if this may be the reason as to why women are getting vaginal or ovarian diseases?

The bigger (or most times, smaller) question is would this truth ever want to be exposed...that, in fact, men's schmucks have been the source of women's health issues?

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