THIS JUST IN!

A busy terminal at John F. Kennedy International Airport was evacuated Saturday after a passenger opened a restricted door and set off an alarm, officials said. The incident delayed some flights for hours and caused headaches for hundreds of travelers who had to exit the terminal, wait for police to sweep through the building, and then return for a second security screening. I appears to me that they might have overheard this passenger talking about the stolen G Spot and the possibility that is was sewn into the passenger's underwear!