THE THANKSGIVUKKAH SONG (sung to the tune of the Hanukkah song)
Thanksgivukkah, Thanksgivukkah, start stuffing the turkey
Then light the menorah, this holiday is quirky.
Sweet potato latkes with cran-apple sauce.
Two holidays of gorging, you’ll eat like a horse.
And while we are grepsing, the candles are slowing to melt.
Get out the dredyl gourd,
that’s all I could afford,
Make up something for Thanksvukkah gelt.
Fry everything in oil to remind us of the toil
And punch holes in your gift of a belt.
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