Monday, November 4, 2013


THE THANKSGIVUKKAH SONG (sung to the tune of  the Hanukkah song)

Thanksgivukkah, Thanksgivukkah, start stuffing the turkey
Then light the menorah, this holiday is quirky.
Sweet potato latkes with cran-apple sauce.
Two holidays of gorging, you’ll eat like a horse.
And while we are grepsing, the candles are slowing to melt.
Get out the dredyl  gourd, that’s all I could afford,
Make up something for Thanksvukkah gelt.
Fry everything in oil to remind us of the toil
And punch holes in your gift of a belt.    

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