Here are the top ten reasons as to why the lights went out during the Superbowl game.
#10. How many New Orleans does it take to change a light bulb?
#9. Apple wanted test the light magnitude of their iphone.
#8. Drunken fan thought it was the light switch for the bathroom.
#7. Sibling rivalry. Coach Jim said to Coach John, “What’s the matter can’t your team find the end zone? Oops, too much surge.”
#6. Sibling rivalry. Coach John told Coach Jim, “Perhaps I’ll pull out the plug from your team’s anus”.
#5. Poor timing. Someone wanted to make sure that Beyonce wasn’t lip sincing.
#4. Never swear at the marketing firm when they call you to change your utility company.
#3. The Arabs were REALLY upset about that Coca Cola commercial.
#2. G-d does NOT give a crap about the NFL.
And the number one reason….
Quote the 49ers “Nevermore”.