Sunday, February 3, 2013


Here are the top ten reasons as to why the lights went out during the Superbowl game.

#10.  How many New Orleans does it take to change a light bulb?

#9.  Apple wanted test the light magnitude of their iphone.

#8. Drunken fan thought it was the light switch for the bathroom.

#7. Sibling rivalry. Coach Jim said to Coach John, “What’s the matter can’t your team find the end zone?  Oops, too much surge.”

#6. Sibling rivalry. Coach John told Coach Jim, “Perhaps I’ll pull out the plug from your team’s anus”.

#5.  Poor timing. Someone wanted to make sure that Beyonce wasn’t lip sincing.

#4. Never swear at the marketing firm when they call you to change your utility company.

#3. The Arabs were REALLY upset about that Coca Cola commercial.

#2. G-d does NOT give a crap about the NFL.

And the number one reason….
Quote the 49ers “Nevermore”. 

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